Comrades!
While the USSA reels after news of a political assassin at work in Minnesota, another killer assignation plot is discovered in The Water!
Mrs. Orca was detained by law enforcement officers and found carrying cash, passports, and a list of Salmon. At time of news posting, it was unclear if TPC’s Red Salmon can be marked as “safe” with one of those little social media flag things.
This narrative stinks like a dead fish. So much more to this story and the jackalope is not certain The Collective can handle the truth.
SUB Waffle House News is investigating the threat of Orca assassins of salmon for political and fashion purposes. This story will be hushed up by big cable news outlets, so post your own research here.
While the USSA reels after news of a political assassin at work in Minnesota, another killer assignation plot is discovered in The Water!
Mrs. Orca was detained by law enforcement officers and found carrying cash, passports, and a list of Salmon. At time of news posting, it was unclear if TPC’s Red Salmon can be marked as “safe” with one of those little social media flag things.
This narrative stinks like a dead fish. So much more to this story and the jackalope is not certain The Collective can handle the truth.
SUB Waffle House News is investigating the threat of Orca assassins of salmon for political and fashion purposes. This story will be hushed up by big cable news outlets, so post your own research here.
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 6/16/2025, 6:29 am — Replies 2 — Views 97