Comrades, the month of May begins on May 1st, which we celebrate as The International Day of Agitation to Foment Labor Strikes for Higher Wages and Reduced Working Hours, (which has been taken too far by the French in general and Congress in particular).
However, many revanchist pagans and other hipsters celebrate "May Day" as "Beltane," the first day of the warm half of the year, which for some reason requires a "May Pole" and girls to dance around it instead of on it. Still, the sexual connotations of girls dancing around a phallic symbol are hard to deny.
Having said all that, I now share the best poorly written headline I've seen since last Tuesday. Never mind the photo, the text alone can inspire many a picture in one's imagination.
Always remember: the only way to stop a priapism is stiff resistance.
However, many revanchist pagans and other hipsters celebrate "May Day" as "Beltane," the first day of the warm half of the year, which for some reason requires a "May Pole" and girls to dance around it instead of on it. Still, the sexual connotations of girls dancing around a phallic symbol are hard to deny.
Having said all that, I now share the best poorly written headline I've seen since last Tuesday. Never mind the photo, the text alone can inspire many a picture in one's imagination.
Always remember: the only way to stop a priapism is stiff resistance.
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 5/2/2025, 12:43 pm — Replies 0 — Views 140