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People's Blog • McDonalds Announces Impeachment Meal Deal

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Chicago, IL -- Fast food giant McDonald's announced an 'Impeachment Meal Deal' whenever Democrats try to impeach US President Donald Trump.  According to advertisements on the McDonald's website, "Every time an impeachment resolution is filed against the president, you can purchase two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, and your choice of a chocolate milkshake or diet coke for only 47 cents!"

McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski answered questions about the new promotion, noting it was probably the first time a food special has been tied to repetitive, groundless impeachment attempts of a US president.

He stated, "We started considering the idea during his first term.  We were looking to introduce some sort of recurring special, and the regularity that impeachments were being announced really fit the bill for us.  With the impeachment carousel starting to spin again, we decided the time was right."

He continued, "The next step was to figure out the specifics of the offer - what would drive customers to our locations?  We decided on President Trump's favorite meal.  Our marketing term was divided, though, and we almost went with the other option: large fry, large soft drink, and a nothing-burger."

Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 4/29/2025, 9:36 am — Replies 5 — Views 712



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